The Oilfield Palace Part 3: Energy Crisis

Middle East Learning Center, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

The Oilfield Palace Perimeter in the Middle East.

With control over one trillion barrels of oil in reserves [1], OPEC’s immense influence cast a shadow over the entire world and its economies. For years, a looming energy crisis plagued the United States, for it had become too dependent on foreign energy. Slowly, a secret energy war was being waged as technological innovations in fracking sent shockwaves around the world, threatening the economic stability of several nations dependent on oil revenue. I was blissfully unaware for some time despite working in the industry and residing in the region at the center of it all—The Middle East.

Since the 1960s, OPEC had been adjusting their global output and engaging in borderline predatory pricing practices. With over half the oil reserves in the world [2], the countries comprising the Middle East were primary contributors to these practices.

However, the innovations in fracking allowed the United States to produce oil from previously unyielding shale rocks [3]. Together, geology, wireline (my area of expertise) [4], drilling, and fracking contributed to the shale boom in the United States. For the first time in decades, the United States not only met rising energy needs but also became a net exporter. Foreign dependency on energy seemed a thing of the past. OPEC retaliated by maintaining their production levels, effectively flooding the global market with oil, and starting a price war to win back market share and bankrupt U.S. shale producers. The result was a precipitous drop in the price of oil (and many oil-related stocks). Consequently, countries heavily dependent on oil revenues faced economic meltdown, and the members of OPEC suffered heavy losses as the shale producers endured.

I had learned all of this after waking up from a nap in class one day. It started with panicked chattering, a concerned classmate, and a British accent.

“Ol chap, have you heard about Venezuela?” inquired Jordan, the charming British classmate I had met. The news had caused great clamor in the classroom.

I peered at him through half-opened, aggravated eyes. “Damn it, Jordan. Let me nap! We’ll talk about it at tea time.”

“They’re on the brink of collapse, mate. The low oil price has been rather detrimental to their budget.” Jordan nudged me several more times.

“Well, this sucks,” I said, rubbing my eyes.

“Indubitably, Ol chap,” Jordan replied. I pictured him wearing a monocle and drinking a cup of tea with pinky extended as he said it.

Conversation with Jordan, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

Yes, all dialogue is genuine. We do speak like this to each other.

“No, I mean…it sucks because I left all my shits to give back in my room.” I was finally fully awake, with sarcasm levels at maximum.

“No need to be sarcastic, mate. You could have simply stated you didn’t give a shit,” Jordan replied, “I will be stationed in South America. This unfortunate turn of events will affect me greatly.”

“I apologize, old sport,” I said, “…hey, you know what? Let’s go get some hot chocolate. It’ll make everything better.”

We made our way towards a beverage machine in the hallway. It was capable of making many different drinks at no cost to the students.

As usual, the rooms and foyers were pristine. The cleaning staff had wiped everything down early in the morning—like they do every morning. The large five-story lecture buildings alone required over 100 members of the cleaning staff. I never once noticed trash on the floor, inside or outside the buildings. Spotless. Every time.

“Are you ready for the quiz after lunch?” Jordan asked.

I nearly choked on my hot chocolate. “What?…there’s a quiz? I don’t…why wasn’t I told?!”

Beverage Machines, Middle East Learning Center, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

I’ve found at least 15 of these hot chocolate machines.

“They said they would give us several quizzes and one test each day. You need to stop sleeping in class, mate,” Jordan cautioned, wagging his British fingers back and forth while raising the British eyebrows.

“Oh…bloody hell!” I yelled.

“Ace, I get the feeling you’re not going to stop mocking my English idiosyncrasies,” Jordan said.

“Come now, Jordan. I do it out of love.”

Jordan winced and placed his hands on his hips. “That’s bullocks and you know it!”

“It’s true. No need to get…crossed. Listen, I bought this new box of tea packets we should try. There are 20 flavors.” I had gained an interest in tea ever since we met. It turned out the stereotypes were true. The English do take their tea very seriously—and they had bad teeth (just kidding, that stereotype isn’t true).

Jordan raise his right index finger, preparing to reprimand me. “Listen, mate. The English aren’t always drinking—wait, TWENTY flavors?!”

“Yeah, twenty. Also, I might need to cheat off you for this quiz. Just—”

“Mate!”

“Come on! Please! I won’t do it again.”

Narrator: Ace definitely did it again.

Start the story at the beginning with The Oilfield Palace Part 1.


[1] A barrel of oil is 42 gallons of crude. About 20 gallons of gasoline, 10-12 gallons of diesel, and 4 gallons of jet fuel are produced from the crude.
[2] Venezuela, an OPEC member, actually has about 1/3rd of the world’s oil reserves.
[3] Shale rocks are impermeable (not allowing fluid to pass through). Fracking changed the game by pumping large quantities of water, chemicals, and proppant (permeable substances like sand that kept the cracks in the shale open and allowed hydrocarbons to flow through) through the oil well to break apart the shale rocks.
[4] wireline used gamma ray radiation to identify shale—a rock that emitted radiation from trapped Thorium, Uranium, and Potassium

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